It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
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Get the papi sancho mug.Bastian is one of the hottest and sexiest person you will ever meet. He has a way with women , but in the end sticks with his girl whom he loves dearly. He is a romantic naughty guy, who is always down to get down. He is extremely intelligent, and could pretty much do anything he set his mind to. He is also a great soccer player. Bastian has amazing hair, eyebrows, lips, and the cutest booty ever. He is very compassionate and is very strong in his beliefs. He is amazing. He also has a very unique and and trendy style and has a love very expensive shoes. I love you Basti.
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Get the Bastian Sanchez mug.A good looking, usually Spanish, fit guy. Most girls like Luis as his dark features are very attractive and his physique is out of this world.
Girl: have you seen that boy: Luis Sanchez?
Other girl: OMG he’s so fit I would have a go on that any day!
Other girl: OMG he’s so fit I would have a go on that any day!
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Get the Pablo Sanchez mug.When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"
They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"
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