sober

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008

sobe

SoBe is one of the best drinks out there. Comes in lots of flavors, including Orange Carot (I forgot the SoBe name)
Was a lot better when it was just a local drink.

SoBe (formally South Beach) was a lot better when it was a local drink before Pepsi bought it. Norwalk CT Representin!

by Bandrew February 8, 2005

Sober as a fox

When one isn't willing to admit drunkenness, hence they express that they're sober as a fox. The fox denotes that they can remain streamlined and sly about their condition, when in fact they are more drunk than they are willing to admit.

Mom: "Tommy, have you been drinking tonight?"
Tommy: "Nah ma, I'm sober as a fox."

by Foxy-dude September 10, 2010

sobe

gravity bong hit made out of a sobe bottle. gets you stoned like no other.

I just did 3 sobes in a row. bye!!

by oonooonoo April 7, 2009

sober face

Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.

Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled

by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

Sober as my nan

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

by GuyMercer November 14, 2011