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Dolphin Sneeze

To have an orgasm in one's pants; to jizz one's pants
Larry, the first time a girl hugs you, you're going to have a nerd-gasm and dolphin sneeze all up in your pants.
by SydneyValentine May 2, 2011
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Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation
John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
by Tikkito November 5, 2009
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Cum Sneeze

A sneeze containing (male/female) ejaculate due to having the cum sniffles.
"Last night at the dinner table I had a totally embarrassing cum sneeze."

"Yuck!"
by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009
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The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.
I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.
by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013
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sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.
It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.
by cholo carwash February 23, 2011
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Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
by guysm1ley April 17, 2023
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sneeze scale

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10
"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."
by shartsicle October 15, 2014
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