Blargal Snarf

The threory that explains everything that is not Blargal Snarf

...too complacated for an example

by TJ January 11, 2004

snarf

a man who sniffs women's bicycle seats on humid days.

"...you are a snarf."

by j.a.r July 12, 2006

snapjack

A quick masturbation session.

Damn, that snapjack was orgasmic

by bigbokchoy August 11, 2013

Lord Snarebottom

A guy from New York City, whom is totally and hopelessly infatuated with Kylie Minogue.

A gifted musician and composer from New York City.

Whenever there is a poll in a specific phpBB forum, you must include the option "I hat Lord Snarebottom", or the results will be useless.

Lord Snarebottom is totally infatuated by Kylie Minogue.

by Bill Anderson Jr. December 14, 2008

sniff n snarf

to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat

while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf

by piss weak January 16, 2008

snard

An example of a spacey person.

Brett Lee P, i love you. And you are my snard. : ) hehe

by NJwakefield September 29, 2009

snard

A person who smells like bacon and only eats papaya.

My best friend is a snard, he eats papaya constantly and always smells like bacon.

by Shoper December 11, 2009