Snape

A trash human who died lonely and was very pathetic. He abused children and when his best friend tried to stand up for him he called her a slur. He had a bias toward Slytherin house and didn't know what shampoo was. His hair was greasier than Papa John's pizza. He died as the quote on quote Slytherin hero. Like stfu what about Regulus who literally died finding one of Voldemorts horcruxes AND THEN made a fake one. People still say he was the SlyTheRin heRo. Shaking my head.

"Who abused children and was a huge dick his whole life to everyone he knew?"
"Snape!"

by Maraudersequallife July 2, 2022

severus snape

another saying for seriously

“severus snape though!”

by protectyouraura October 7, 2022

Snapeing

Killing a Good-Oriented ally to "prove" a Good-Oriented spy's loyalty to a dark overlord.

1.Severus was chosen in snapeing Dumbledore to infiltrate Voldemort's inner circle.
2. Kylo snaped Han to gain Snoke's trust.

by Technic12 May 3, 2016

Snape-killed

When you kill your alie to prove your loyalty to your dark overlord who you are a tripple agent of.

Snape Snape-killed Dumbledore.

Sorry for spoilers

by Ann O'nymous April 24, 2018

Snape-killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark over lord that you are faithful

I snape-killed Becky to trick my bitchy best friend that I

was faithful

by sophiotaurus January 17, 2018

Snape

someone who is not to be trusted, and who presumably will try to fuck you off in any way possible.

I knew that snape had something to do with my money missing

by ChinnMcgee April 29, 2024

Snape

A Greasy Git of a Potions Teacher from the Harry Potter series. Had a sick obsession with the title characters mother.

Suspected lover of Albus Dumbledore

"That Greasy git Snape"

"You mean Professor Snape"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle March 7, 2021