Cock Smeasle

He/She who ditches his/her friends to hop on that D

You stupid Cock Smeasle. How could you leaves us for him?!

by Dr. Sanitizer September 1, 2010

Mc Smelson

Is so underfed to the point that he will snap if a slight breeze brushes past him

Mc Smelson is abnormally thin

by Nertian July 31, 2021

2 secs

2 days

my friend rob said he would get back to me in 2 secs but it was 2 days

by snappleswhohidestheapples September 16, 2021

Big Smeesh

When a black man is gangster like but only wants money

Damn bro I thought you only get money

You bang too ? No jus a big smeesh

by Leeskiii October 1, 2021

Skill Specs

1. Another word for a buffet.

2. Free income to get you through financially tough times.

"I just got cleaned at the sand casino but ima hit up Skill Specs for a couple DMs. We eating good tonight brozzer."

by JewHunting4fun June 5, 2022

smease

a whore; a promiscuous female

janet had sex with like every dude at that party. what a smease!

by rachelrachelrachel April 7, 2006

smegster

Somebody who makes funny noises in lectures, in a vain attempt to annoy the professor.

Mark, stop masturbating, Dr Fookass is trying to explain delayed prime integrations!!!

by ford prefect October 6, 2003