Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.

I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!

by D-Linquent July 27, 2011

shit smear

a good insult lol

i know sum1 with a shit smear for a mouth
lol

by unknown April 6, 2003

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 27, 2012

Smear Up

Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.

Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.

by Bell April 27, 2004

dink smear

A man named dink always has a black smear on his face (from ash or sut from welding)

Hey suzie are you going to wipe that dink smear off your face

by jesusjuice917 October 17, 2007

pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.

The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.

by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008

Nap Smear

When you wake someone up from napping by aggressively tackling or jumping on them.

My wife wouldn't get up this afternoon so I gave her a nap smear....yeah, she was pretty pissed off.

If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.

by Corey L g August 30, 2010