Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.
Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)
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Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
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Get the smarterchild mug.typically a girl, who is a whore, but does it secretly. She will fuck a guy who asks her to and give blow jobs, but doesn't tell anyone about it/ brag about it. she knows how to keep friends and does not mess around with her friends boyfriends, and will only fuck a guy with a girlfriend if she thinks he's really worth it
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boy two: no way! shes not a whore, shes a prude
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I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
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