Guinness Slump  

n.
Guin·ness Slump (gin'iss slump)

1. The state of being on such a long dry spell that it dares to compete for longest slump in history, ergo being submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.

i.e. Your best excuse for sleeping with someone highly unattractive, but one that gets you made fun of nonetheless.

1.
Guy 1: Dude Lindsey is lookin' fine tonight man, why don't you jump on that shit? She'd so let you smash.
Guy 2: Dude, I don't even think I remember how to smash. I'm on a fuckin' Guinness Slump here...
Guy 1: LOL!

Guinness Slump by Sweettooth187 February 27, 2009

ski mask the slump god 

The Goat.

Ski Mask The Slump God is The Goat.

ski mask the slump god by FXLT December 25, 2020

Dump Slump 

A frustrating period of time where you are having either lasting constipation or are just all around not satisfied with the size. Especially when you can feel it coming but just can't seem to follow through. (Lasts from 2-5 days)

(Dale): After that chef boyardi chugging contest, I have been in the biggest Dump Slump
(Keith): Wah Wah Wahhhhhh

Dump Slump by CaptainHuge April 17, 2009

Seven Month Slump 

The seven month slump is a period in a relationship when a couple has been dating for seven months, the couple seem to be more on edge and uncomfortable with each other during this month. Usually causing fights, conflict and creating problems that simply aren't there. If a couple is able to make it through the seven month slump then they usually show great potential.

During the Seven Month Slump you may feel, disloyalty, distrust, poor judgement and such.

Seven Month Slump by One Who Knows More Than You April 7, 2011

seventh page slump 

A phenomena observed when one is writing a ~10 page paper and finds oneself stuck at or around page 7. This is often followed by 3 very awkward pages consisting of extra sentences and/or paragraphs which needlessly flesh out the body of the paper.

Everything was going fine on that 10 pager I had due today. Then I hit the seventh page slump.

seventh page slump by Bob Gunderson May 1, 2006

video slump 

noun

The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.

During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.

Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.

Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.

That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!

video slump by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006

quarter life slump 

a crisis that occurs when a person questions their entire existence, much like a mid life crisis, but occurs in your late teens or early twenties. very prevalent in college sophomores.

girl 1: wow, julie's been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.

quarter life slump by CJ Dogg February 24, 2009