The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.
“Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”
by Eggs with Legs November 08, 2017
Can be defined in two ways:
1. The act of getting skull from an inexperienced girl.
2. One with there brain on E
1. The act of getting skull from an inexperienced girl.
2. One with there brain on E
1. Bitch: emm, u taste good
Juice: shut up and keep bobbing for scrotum sauce
Bitch: should i lick the balls.
Juice: ah man!(shaking head)
Juice: shut up and keep bobbing for scrotum sauce
Bitch: should i lick the balls.
Juice: ah man!(shaking head)
by Juice Pimp June 22, 2004
"Damn man, this og kush has got me blunt slumpin' hard. I feel like i'm melting right into the couch.
by T.D. Jones May 14, 2011
when u pass out while taking a shit
by colt405 April 05, 2015
by MRMARCUSSLUMPS May 09, 2019
A female friend that you turn to when you need sum sex 'coz yo' aint been getting much.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.
"I hadnt had a fuck for ages so I asked my good friend if she'd be my Slump Buster."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."
by Diego September 11, 2003
1/20/17 at 12 noon EST, when one of the most gracious and capable leaders the free world has had in the last 50 years will be replaced by one of the most crass, immature, impulsive, and self aggrandizing the free world has ever experienced.
Conservative family member: Woo hoo! NObama day is almost here!
Sensible family member: Great... I'm going to celebrate Slump Day by applying for jobs overseas so I can put as much distance between me and the spectacle that our country has become.
Sensible family member: Great... I'm going to celebrate Slump Day by applying for jobs overseas so I can put as much distance between me and the spectacle that our country has become.
by Good_God_what_have_we_done January 19, 2017