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Skyrim Standard Time (SST)

The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.
Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."

John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."
by The Blackguard November 27, 2011
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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

A great way to keep your virginity.
It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!
by Turkeymash June 24, 2015
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the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!
by insomniaSTRICKENinVERMONT March 1, 2011
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Skyrim

The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.
Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim

Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*
by AxolAtlas November 18, 2021
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Skyrim

Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while

Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022
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Skyrim

we went to Bali last week, got a skyrim on the way there
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