Siri

Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.

you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.

Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"

Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."

Me- "I knew it! You slut!"

Siri- "Language!"

Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."

by Zoelly9000 September 28, 2014

Siiter

A person who is terrible at hockey

Caleb you are a siiter at hockey

by Siitertree March 8, 2017

siri

someone who is SIRIUSLY HARDCORE IMHO

lol siri

sirius dies

by hay thear October 8, 2003

sinit

A South East South Australian word for when you have seen something .

Hey Boysee , did you see that nice RX7 at the shop yesterday ..
Yer bro , i sinit !

by sinitcru May 4, 2009

scrit

a combo word for shit and crap. can be substituted for either.

Hey, grab your scrit and lets go.

by jagerboy January 15, 2005

siri

An abbreviation originating from Sirius, the "dogstar", currently used to define followers of the hyped up Sirius Satellite radio, featuring off the hook programming from Eminem.

Sanam and Tony are complete siri's, they constantly checking that dam stock!

by c-nasty slim December 5, 2004

SIITB

Abbreviation for Stick It in the Butt

Don't forget to SIITB.

by Gotaholen1 June 23, 2009