Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

Dickey Simpkins

LuBara Dixon "Dickey" Simpkins (born April 6, 1972 in Fort Washington, Maryland) is an American professional basketball player best known for his tenure with the Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s. However, as his first name sounds the same as if you were to pronounce the word "dike" phonetically, it is commonly used when discreetly pointing out a lesbian to your friends.

An woman who is obviously, or at least possibly a lesbian walks by. To alert your friend(s) discreetly, you say (preferably in a TV announcer voice), "Dickey Simpkins!"

by Lan-gwa-gi March 2, 2011

Store sampling

People who act like they are going to buy something but just go in the store to look at funny or odd things take pictures of merchandise or for the ac or they are gang bangers trying to steal something

Susie and John acted like they were going to buy something but really just stole some Vodka and was store sampling.

by Harmabumman October 21, 2011

random sampling

Random sampling means that members of `population`have a equal chances of being selected. Each individual is chosen entirely by chance and each member of population has a known, but not equal, chance of being included in the sample. Random sampling is the KEY factor of Statistics.

For example, In Random Sampling if these random numbers are generated by a calculator:
017, 029, 300, 914, 037, 849, 111, 559, 333, 400, 598, 255.
Use these to make up the list of numbers to select a sample:
0 1 7 0 2 9 3 0 0 9 1 4 0 3 7 8 4 9 1 1 1 5 5 9 3 3 3 4 0 0 5 9 8 2 5 5.

by ApilPkrt November 19, 2013

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020

God siblings

God siblings are the children that your godmother or godfather have baptised. Many people say if a godparent has baptised a girl, the other children she will baptize must be girls so they won’t get married

I just met my God siblings. My mother was sure that I had no God siblings, but my godmother had baptized other children in the past.

by swaggiestoutofswaggiests April 26, 2021

white girl simping

When a female, usually a Caucasian female, comments on another females Instagram post right after she posts in the hopes that she will comment on her post to try and bulk up her comment section.

Girl 1: omg did you see how many comments Sarah got on her last post?!
Girl 2: yeah she was white girl simping

Girl 1: makes sense

by Mikeock42069 May 6, 2020