Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.

Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!

by Macalak February 25, 2020

Simp

A simp is a man who idolizes mediocre pussy but gets nothing in return. The acronym for SIMP spells out suckers who idolize mediocre pussy

Person 1 “Omg did you that know jamel was a simp”
Person 2 “yeah pretty much everyone knew he simped over girls”

by Not Dylan rooberts January 24, 2020

Simp

someone who puts a girl above everybody else in their life.

wow, deon cutoff all his friends for a girl what a simp

by BarryMcCaulkiner January 25, 2020

Simp

A nigga like Alexis who be getting curved by every female and be thinking that bitches are shit

Alexis: Bro I think she's into me, lemme buy her something to get her to like me
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp

by coochielicker69 March 1, 2020

Simp

Tom

tom: i love belle delphine. im so obsessed with her
sam: stfu you simp

by Janis Smith June 27, 2020

Simp

You are being way too nice to a girl for her to like you

Bob: buys girl a plane
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating

bob: i know I was being nice

Joe: ur a simp

by swallow a car August 3, 2020

Simp

If incels were one extreme. The simps would be the other.

Simp: If I worship women and use personality as an coping mechanism and an argument to berate incels. I'll get hitched in no time!

by It's my fault I got cheated on May 18, 2020