Shrimptillion

The number of shrimp currently alive in the ocean. This number is incalculable by humans at this time due to the large, unknown amount of microscopic shrimp in the ocean.

“Bro, I am so hungry right now I could eat a horse.”

“Yeah? Well, I am so hungry I could eat a shrimptillion shrimp!”

by Ninehearts August 21, 2021

Shrimpin N Pimpin

Size don’t matter when your confidence give you the ability to still pull a baddie.

Them: You stay w/ a baddie, how?
You: Bc I’m Shrimpin N Pimpin my boi

by Dodge Father Melo February 14, 2022

throwin' shrimp

Wearing sandals or flip-flops that are too small so that one's toes hang over

My nasty neighbor is always throwin' shrimp

by dribnif June 4, 2013

Limp Shrimp

A penis that is limp.

Becky: "So I heard you gave Jay a hand job?"
Emma: "Nah, he had a limp shrimp."

by datsweg February 1, 2014

Negro Shrimp

A black shrimp or a small black male.

I just love negro shrimps, they're the best!

by Dingus Boi July 10, 2016

Endless Shrimp

A person who can have sex multiple times after they have already busted a nut.

George has such a small dick, but I love that he’s an endless shrimp.

by goonless_ March 16, 2019

Jumbo Shrimp Dick

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.

Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.

by Drunkduka March 27, 2021