mud butt shuffle

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event

I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.

by brendan from cinatown August 4, 2010

myspace shuffle

Taking your top 8 and moving the whores or man whores around, because of something they may do or say to make you want to drop or raise them.

Myspace shuffle bitch, to number 8 you go!

by Jrodigga June 26, 2006

2 knuckle shuffle

When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom

If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk

by Os III April 23, 2015

Arabian Phone Shuffle

(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.

Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.

by The Shuffled April 4, 2009

shufflebutt

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

by aethernet September 29, 2006

iPlod Shuffle

The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.

There were so many iPlod Shuffles downtown today, it was like fucking Resident Evil.

by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

Cincinnati Shuffle

When someone pisses you off so you proceed to dance around them punching them in the face with one hand, and eating a hot cream filled doughnut in the other.

William: “What is your problem?”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”

by NillyBelson April 25, 2020