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shiomara

She is humble and thoughtful. She is wisdom and love. She is someone that you love to be with and couldn’t see your life without. She is a very versatile person with ambition. If you ever meet one don’t let her go. She has great ideas you just have to listen. She thinks of solutions to problems. She is the wind beneath your wings.
Ashley had a best friends her name was Shiomara.
by Beautifuldisguse November 24, 2021
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Shitmansburg

A common mishearing of Shippensburg, PA since it sounds almost identical. Often used to disparage the town or the university named after it.
Guy: "...and I earned my BA from Shippensburg University in 2003."
Bro: "Don't you mean SHITMANSBURG? Pffft what a joke. I did my studies in the hallowed halls of Millersville University you clown."
by Nicholas D December 13, 2021
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Shitment

Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.
My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.
by letterman7 January 2, 2022
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Shitminting

Send me your ENS I’ve got a shitminting I’d like to airdrop you.
by Boris Wong January 5, 2022
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shitmir

A dude’s nickname that also means smear of poop
Hey shitmir how you doing u poopin again
by Leroy the Wolf October 11, 2022
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Shitmachine

(noun) One who shits very often and usually makes the surrounding area smell bad for a long period of time... even after you spray Lysol or Oust...
Hey what's that smell?

Oh sorry, It's my Dad... he's a shitmachine.

Did you spray any Oust?

No, It doesn't help anyway.
by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009
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Shatomited

When something is so disgusting/funny/horrible that you both shit and vomit at the same time. (Usually while sitting in your chair or at your computer desk)
Jesus that is so horrible I just shatomited all over myself.

Holy crap, I just laughed so hard I shatomited all over my clothes.

Jesus, I sneezed so hard I just shatomited all over my room.
by Eshin242 June 15, 2011
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