Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.

Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay

by griggy July 6, 2011

Shite Muslim

1)Mispelling of the word Shiite Muslim.
2)Substitution for the word shit.

1)That dumb shit spelt Shiite Muslim as Shite Muslim.
2)Shiite Muslims! I forgot to do my homework!

by sushiman09 October 31, 2005

shite-burger

A common Australian word used when a simple fuck will not do to describe how astonished one is at a situation. Also commonly used when children are near. It seems to take the edge off.

Note: Bugger typically comes after this word in most sentences.

Harry: You have to score another point to win this game
*loses*
*looks at small children crying*
Michael: Shite-burger. Bugger this to hades.

by Mattou November 9, 2004

gob shite

Someone that will lie so much there words mean shit and so gob shite was invented hoora!

Terry: I got my new bike.

steve: Ya i bet were is it.

Terry: seriously at home i swear.

garry: Ha ha man your such a gob shite.

by rodam July 11, 2006

away and shite

Vrb phrs. Go away! North-eastern British use

"I'm really sorry bout ya daughter, mate! Really, I am!"
"Oh, away and shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

shite hawk

a low life peice of shit, useless son of a bitch.
who could also be described as a backstabbing rat bastard.

shit i stole my dads car last night and he rang the pigs the fuckin shite hawk

by kerry keane October 3, 2006

Oli Shites

Fairly unoriginal but extremely fitting nickname for the twattish lead singer of excuse for a band Bring Me The Horizon. Known to frequently piss on and bottle girls who dont want to have sex with him. Avoid at all costs.

do you know what that twat oli skyes should have been called? oli shites...

by adsgsd May 28, 2008