shitstick

A broken or useless item

The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.

by greenmacaw April 22, 2010

sluttastic

Adjective meaning to seem slutty

Look at Sara. Shes such a sluttastic ho; I heard she's been with every guy in the school.

by KorraLynn August 7, 2011

Shitstick

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.

Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".

by Arizona Concept May 22, 2016

Simtastic

This is what a Sim from The Sims series is referred to if you're proud of how it came out.

Did you see my simself? She came out Simtastic!

by blarrgy May 20, 2016

shitstickle

A general swear/ curse word used by some Brits

"Oh shitstickle I spilt my tea!"
Or
" I left my bag at work.. Shitstickle!"

by Abbcccdddicckkk123 May 6, 2016

Shitstick

Sort of like a fuckstick yet even more useless.

Billy was acting like a little bitch today at school and when we tried to help him he just pissed everyone off even more. What a shitstick.

by P.W. Toastman September 18, 2016

shitstick dickwaffle

An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.

That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.

by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017