Yorkshire Shampoo

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...

I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo

by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011

mayo shampoo

when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"

guy: you see that mayo shampoo? thats how much i want on my sandwich!"

by ChannonMitchosky July 23, 2012

Motorola Shampoo

this goes back to when police used Motorola radios that were like bricks.

Cracking somone over the head with a Motorola radio

Yo sarge... did you catch criminal. Yea i did, son of a bitch put up a fight, gave him the old Motorola shampoo

by Masterjasta May 2, 2020

salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.

Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night

by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020

Legalize Shemp

Play on the slogan “Legalize Hemp” referring to Shemp Howard of The Three Stooges.

Joe: Hey, cool Legalize Shemp t-shirt!
Earl: Shemp’s my hero.

by Sharon DePussy November 5, 2021

Champagne:Shampine

Yes it is true. He's a dumbass

Champagne:Shampine is exactly the same.

by KJWBDSKLJDFNW,KADJSNKCJZXN March 23, 2022

Scimpy

Someone who acts scummy, whilst simultaneously acting gimpy, may be called scimpy. Either that or an alternative for a complete cunt.

Would ye' ever fuck off ye' wee scimpy bastard ye'.

by Gerald Fawcett February 4, 2008