Shelfing

Shelfing is the the act of one inserting drugs into the anus. Using your finger, about middle knuckle deep if you reach back you’ll feel a little shelf. Place the drugs onto this otherwise they will just come back out. App

“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”

“my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER”

by Stacey147 March 8, 2021

on the shelf

if someone, especially a woman, is on the shelf, they are not married and people now believe they are too old to get married I was afraid.

my daughter would never find a husband, that she'd be left on the shelf.

by Langfreak October 4, 2016

SERF Cancer

Smooth endoplasmic rectilum functioning cancer. It causes lipids to stop being produced by the smooth endoplasmic rectilum, depriving red blood cells from essential fats. This causes red blood cells to collapse, especially in the facial areas, causing redness and also resulting in severe sunburn and peeling of skin. Eventually will result in cellular necrosis causing death. This cancer appears to be genetically caused and has only been found in aboriginal Australians however there is one case of it appearing in a male welsh tourist

He has passed away from SERF Cancer

by SamHewson123456789101112131415 June 5, 2017

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

Fer sher

For sure, a response in agreement with another, but with a Canadian accent.

"We should totally go to that show, eh?"
"Fer sher."

by SelfDestructow May 1, 2013

Shefali

An Indian term originally a girls name, which now has come to represent the epitome of the sexy 30 something educated working Indian mother who can juggle work,kids and a high powered job aswell as respecting the Indian culture at the same time

Hey dude did you meet the new V.P of Marketing she is a total 'Shefali', she is a lady on the street but betcha she is a freak in the bed.

by dhillontech April 13, 2005

Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009