cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz January 8, 2009

shait

shit, snoopslyle talk see also daimn its also used in the uk. Ever since the movie 'trainspotting', many peeps said 'shait' suddenly. The movie began with: "life is nothing but shait". which is sweet.

dont gimme that shait dimwit!

by kukel June 13, 2003

sheet job

When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.

"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"

by SkidMizzy April 15, 2008

Sheet

1.Layer of stuff on bed
2. Stuff in your pants after Mexican food
3. Slang for shit

Holy sheet man!

by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019

Sheetar

A beautiful Lumerian Godess ressurected in 1987 by two brothers Michael and George Tutman who were brainwashed by their uncle Anwar Namtut. In order to ressurect Sheetar the brothers had to collect body parts from mortal women. Sheetar was resurrected at a "blood buffet" where she could feast on virgin women. The "buffet" was broken up before Sheetar could have her feast, with many people dying in the police and the Tutman brothers crossfire. The last time she was seen was hoping into the passenger seat of a red corvette. The man or Sheetar were never seen again.

Dude Sheetar fucked me for an hour after eating the flesh off my bitch virgin girlfriend.

by Jack Carrol September 28, 2009

Shaite paite

It’s an Indian slang meaning to be happy about something that you did.

My friend: I broke my record Of having sex six times in a day.

Me: oh great, shaite paite

by Nsahni October 15, 2020

three sheeter

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.

Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.

by Dd_NY November 11, 2009