Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009

shakin' down my sauce

(v.) To repeatedly shake a packet of Easy-Mac cheese sauce to prevent powdering yo self when opening.

Randy: "Scotty, what are you doin?"

Scotty: "Shakin' down my sauce, foo!"

by Wandy_the_Great November 16, 2009

toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.

Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."

by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007

Shalini

When people assume you're vegetarian or vegan but you like meat but also just really like vegetables and curry

Isn't she vegetarian?

Nah she's more of a Shalini

by L1T February 7, 2018

shaking the table

When someone says or does something that is usually unacceptable and makes people uncomfortable in order to make people talk about something

1.) Sarah: Are we still not gonna talk about uncle Charlie’s obsession with sitting at the kids table.

Aunt Gene: omg she’s shaking the table

2.) Publishing an article about racism in a town that has racial issues that no one generally talks about.

by SaidLilBitch October 9, 2017

shaking the can

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

by Kyle Johnny Punani January 1, 2009

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016