Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

by RICHI3333 March 13, 2019

sharked

To distract. To intentionally or unintentionally mess someone up from doing something.

"I would have hit the ball perfectly, but I she sharked me when she called me ugly."

by BrooklynnS February 19, 2008

shardei

Honor Brings A Crown; But Fuck With Her And She'll Hook Yo Ass UP

Shardei Just Hooked Me Up With Ricky BooBoo

by trapplorddnayy January 13, 2014

Shaded

When a Persian college basketball student comes home after homosexual relations with black men.

Aha yo last night I got dumb shaded. You don't even know.

by LPFJodye January 17, 2016

Sharted

The word 'Sharted' is originated by the human being named 'Reuben'. The meaning of 'Sharted' is a term used to say that 'Reuben and Kiara have sharted themselves during the last 30 seconds of there time with you.

Reuben - Hey whats that smell??
Kiara - oh! i just sharted myself, whoops sorry tehehe

by Kimmy Head ;)) September 14, 2020

Shared bathroom

one of the most miserable things in the world.

especially, the bathroom shared with more than 30 people in a dorm is gonna bang on you.

DHouse : Hey, where can I find a bathroom here?
THouse : Oh right there, go to the living room and make a right on the second.

DHouse : Is that shared?
THouse : Yeah, It is a shared bathroom
DHouse : That is disgusting.

by lluuoo November 21, 2009