Shamboozled

Getting both really drunk and really high, simultaneously.

"I was so drunk and high, that I made up the word shamboozled."
"After the bar we were wasted, then we went back home and smoked a joint and got completely shamboozled."

by DB, Beej August 4, 2008

Shaboingboing Doohickey

A term used when one of your friends, typically a fat one says something profoundly retarded.

Henry: Wagadoogie
Nathan: Shaboingboing Doohickey
Henry: Kys

by Wagadoogie August 20, 2023

shaboinka

noun.

1. fist
2. penis, dick

Get out of my way before I hit you with my Shaboinka!

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004

Third Party Ro Sham Bo

Newest form a Ro Sham Bo. This form uses a third person to play "kicker". The kicker is used to equalize kicks enabling a sense of fairness to degrees of pain endured.
The Kickers kick are equal in caliber of force as opposed to standard RSB which puts the man with stronger legs in favor, as well as leaves kicking force unregulated.
The third party kicker must be unbiased towards the two opponents or hate them both equally.

Saturday night was insane! We all got drunk and later on Tim and Pete had some kind of dispute.The crowd then called out for RO SHAM BO! The two opponents agreed, but only if it was "Third Party Ro Sham Bo", and everyone threw down $5 to watch.
John, acting as Ref, nominated Christina to be Kicker. Christina kicked both opponents with equal strength repeatedly for what seemed like forever...Eventually Tim whimpered in defeat, and Pete received the winnings. The winnings was a hand job from Christina, who then got all the spectator $$$

by Adust November 2, 2007

sambo

"Sambos" was the name of a U.S. chain of breakfast houses, similar to IHOP. Once ubiquitous, only one store remains - the original restaurant in Santa Barbara, California, from which the chain sprang. When the owners discovered a book entitled "Little Black Sambo" written by Hellen Bartrum in 1899, in which an East-Indian child is chased in a circle by a tiger until the tiger turns into butter, they decided it was a perfect match, and Sambos restaurants thereafter featured conspicuously mounted placards telling the story, and ultimately relating the butter to the blobs of whipped butter served on Sambo's pancakes.

Whether the chain closed because of concerns relating to "political correctness" is unknown to this author.

You know that Chinese Buffet up on Lakeway Drive? That used to be a Sambos, years ago.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

sambool

If you have one, you would know what it means.

I have one.

by Sambool December 3, 2003

Scambooger

Country jargon used to describe objects such as cars, trucks and ATV’s.

Woooo doggy dagnabit he riding that scambooger!!!

That feller went in that dagum mudhole and got that scambooger stuck!

by Brute Boat January 28, 2021