sextionary

A remarkable knowledge of all things relating to sex.

I have quite a remarkable amount of knowledge about sex and all things there of. So much so, I've been dubbed a "walking sextionary".
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by Feynt July 12, 2005

Seton Hall Prep

Seton Hall is more than just four years. It is for life. The students are known for their sense of humor, extreme pride in being a pirate, and ability to drink more than thought humanly possible. A prep student can be easily spotted by his tie, oxford shirt, khakis, and dress shoes. There are three types of kids that prep students are classified as: Preps from Morris County, Guidos from the area surrounding Caldwell, and Ghetto kids from the greater newark area. Often times students from Delbarton describe Seton Hall students as rejects from their school. However, these students from Delbarton have large foreign objects up their asses(generally dildos), and forget that they would be at Seton Hall too if their fathers had not donated $500,000 dollars for a new football scoreboard, and had a penis that could be measured without the word "nano" involved. Seton Hall kids are tough, fun, and down to earth.

Delbarton Kid: Hey you go to SHP. You must have been rejected by our school.
Seton Hall Prep Kid: (roundhouse to the face) You have been rejected by my foot.

by setonian December 28, 2005

seton hall

A horrible university where everyone is deathly unfriendly to anyone they didnt meet in the first week of freshman year and doesnt contain a single person who will hold a door open for you.

just dont go to seton hall, you'll thank me.

by a former student March 22, 2004

Seton Hall Prep

A mediuim sized, all boys catholic school. If you play A sport, you are a god. Home of the "juicers". Run by jocks, especially jocks from Caldwell. Great at sports and proud to be anti-delbarton. If you are from newark , the oranges, the caldwells, and some of morris county....you prolly go there. Best known for its baseball team and the coach who runs it. If you can take on ten people at once and win in a fight, than you DEFF go here. You understand the phrase: "What's a Green Wave?" and "Daddy's beamer". Mainly because it pertains to the real ass pirates of delbarton. your lacrosse coach is crazy. if you go there than you have prolly grown up with everyone you are firneds with in the school. if not, than your from another state. home to THE best dances of any school in north jersey. some of your teachers might seem a little "out there"....thats becasue they were major stoners in college....and prolly still are. you also know that you can't hide the fact that you service the BIGGEST whores in new jersey, but that okay with you. but you are still the best school in north jersey and you know it.

Boy 1: I heard some kid took on 10 guys at once in a fight. Where is he from?
Boy 2: Seton Hall Prep.

Girl 1: Damn, i wanna bang, where should I look?
Girl 2: Seton Hall Prep

by Pirate Phanatic April 5, 2005

Sexting

The unauthorized, non-maritime use of sextants in our schools.

"My friend Katy said we were going to drive up to Mile Rise, because some older boys wanted to determine its exact position relative to the moon. I didn't want to tell my mom what we were doing, because she doesn't approve of sexting, so I told her I was staying over at Katy's house."

by Sir Pennyfeather April 7, 2010

sextourettes

When your sex partner, that normally doesn't partake in sexual "dirty talk" (they may even normally find it degrading and disgusting), begins emitting nasty words without control. It’s almost as if they have gotten a temporary case of Tourette’s syndrome. It’s just that it all feels so damn good that’s all they can say. Hey, we’ve all been there!

Hey Jim, I musta really had my mojo workin' last night. My normally cadaverous librarian girlfriend had a case of the sextourettes while we was doin' it. I didn't even know she knew some of those words! Damn, I'm still trying to figure out what I did so I can do it again. So's she!

by Schmackie February 6, 2008

Saxton

The name for a very attractive male who is extremely skinny and tries to be scene. Also, the name for an 80's band, except it is spelled Saxon.

" Do you see that extremely attractive, skinny scene kid?"
"Yeah, his name must be Saxton."

"My boyfriends named is Saxton."
"You're dating someone named after an 80's metal band?"

by Sir William Buttersworth June 5, 2009