sts9 (sound tribe sector 9)

a techno jazz band well known for their amazingly unbelievable shows expecially at red rocks. Nothing compares to one of their concerts expecially if you are on some crazy drug. If you live in colorado it is a must that you experience the concert it will change your life at red rocks.

"Last night was insane sts9 (sound tribe sector 9) was so fucking good"

by stacio of hallow freak'n ween March 13, 2009

Senor Cardgage

An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.

1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!

2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.

by The Real Thnikkaman October 10, 2006

senoritis

A condition peculiar to high school seniors, hence the subword "senor" in senoritis. Symptons include a general apathy towards classes, homework, future i.e. college applications, restlessness and a "cannot do" attitude to surmountable school load.

Ever since Johnny complained about having Senoritis, his grades have been slipping greatly. I wonder if he can make it for the graduation.

by ocdsufferer September 13, 2006

rick santorum

1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.

2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."

1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."

2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."

by kickflipthecat August 21, 2011

senior engineer power trip

when a person gets promoted to senior engineer and decides it is time to pick on regular engineers because he finally got a step up on them. this is usually the result of feeling inadequate, typically because the regular engineers went to better colleges than the senior engineer did

Dude, Alex is pulling a senior engineer power trip on Colin.

by foxy_brown June 30, 2009

Santorimming

A variant of tebowing.

1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.

2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.

1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.

2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.

by FakeFxck January 9, 2012

santorum

Defined by many, coined by his Capitol Hill spa mates because of his infamous lack of rectal pre-sex hygiene, for the mess that results.

Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"

by chucki August 20, 2011