sellery

A place where the walls are covered in shit and skankbasket supreme's with cheese are crawling all over the place. Somewhere you only go if you're looking for a horrible time, or to play ping-pong.

I had nothing to do last night so I went to sellery and ended up smelling like Samuel L. after a visit to a farm in Wisconsin.

I went to sellery last night, and I got AIDS from just breathing.

by kdiggity2 November 6, 2007

selfier

a fancier term for selfie portraits OR a common misspelling of "selfie" when the "R" is accidentally pressed after the last "E."

social network title "selfier along the highway while driving"

by misertrollisms May 2, 2015

seufert

An unusually long butt hair growing near the anus, often covered in onwiped feces.

Dude Sam is asleep I am going to put my seufert on his face. Get your camera ready.

by Moononite January 15, 2016

nude seller

A savage who puts everything on the line to feed his family by selling nudes this person is too cool to get an actual job and therefore has an higher IQ than the average human.

"Yo i just got a job at Walmart because im too much of a pussy to sell nudes."
"This nude seller just bought a mansion because his cock is huge."

by Smellyasshole123 February 21, 2018

selforthocentered

its juss ur a nerdy self centered person

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Serfers

Petty minions who believe anything the government tells them, even if where it's true, but just by virtue of the fact that the government tells them it's so.

-- So Birthers believe Obama was born in Kenya, Deathers doubt Bin Laden's dead, and Serfers accept that he was buried in the surf, because the government tells them that.

by sukadog May 29, 2011

drop seller

A merchant with no inventory who orders his merchandise from a third party when dealing with a customer.

The practice of being a drop seller is common on internet auctions sites such as eBay but it's frowned upon by buyers who pay for the item and have to wait for the seller to aquire the item which may not be in stock.

by bill the cat March 7, 2009