Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.
Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?
Doorman: You like dat baby...
by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016
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This is the same as an Eremi and refers to your penis when it is between the semi-hard stage and a full erection.
It's not quite a semi and not quite an erection - it's a semection.
This is the same as an Eremi and refers to your penis when it is between the semi-hard stage and a full erection.
It's not quite a semi and not quite an erection - it's a semection.
Example 1:
Girl: "Have you got a hard on!?"
Guy: "No"
Girl: "Yes you do!! It's bigger than a semi"
Guy: "I have a semection!"
Example 2:
"Lying beside this girl in bed it may have looked like I was semi'd up but I had a full semection on the go, if she was naked I would've had an erection."
Girl: "Have you got a hard on!?"
Guy: "No"
Girl: "Yes you do!! It's bigger than a semi"
Guy: "I have a semection!"
Example 2:
"Lying beside this girl in bed it may have looked like I was semi'd up but I had a full semection on the go, if she was naked I would've had an erection."
by ShyTed77 April 5, 2010
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The act of selectively ignoring texts. When you are in a texting or facebook messenger conversation and suddenly, without warning, the recipient's response is delayed significantly by at least 10 minutes or the conversation ends abruptly and you have no conversation closer.
I was just texting this guy I met on Ok Cupid and we were really getting into a good conversation and he just all of a sudden selexted me. I have no idea where he went it was like one minute he was there and then poof...disappeared.
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I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!
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I was texting my friend asking her if she wanted to go out. I didn't get a response so I decided to stay in. Now that I'm all comfy in my bed, she decides to respond and wants to go out. That bitch is selexting me!
by sayfromage May 18, 2014
Get the Selexting mug.When a girl doesn't like you or want to be friendly, despite the fact she barley knows you, and makes assumptions based on your general appearance.
*Girl 1 giving out gum to people*
Girl 2: Aww, thanks!
Guy 1: Sweet, thanks!
Guy 2: Can I have a piece?
Girl 1: Nope.
Guy 2: Why not?
Girl 1: I don't like you.
Guy 2: Why?
Girl 1: You annoy me.
Guy 2: ...you don't even know who I am.
Girl 1: Did I say I did?
Guy 2: Wow, you sure are a Selective Bitch.
Girl 2: Aww, thanks!
Guy 1: Sweet, thanks!
Guy 2: Can I have a piece?
Girl 1: Nope.
Guy 2: Why not?
Girl 1: I don't like you.
Guy 2: Why?
Girl 1: You annoy me.
Guy 2: ...you don't even know who I am.
Girl 1: Did I say I did?
Guy 2: Wow, you sure are a Selective Bitch.
by Iamroflmanforthelols November 19, 2011
Get the Selective Bitch mug.The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.
by Jibberish July 19, 2016
Get the Selective texting mug.Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.
by Danny February 10, 2004
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- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active
by Dean December 4, 2004
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