Serena

a beautiful girl who you think is the woman of your dreams. but after 1 yr n x months she will leave you. and she will act like nothing happened with you. n then she goes off with one of your best friends

i love serena. but i wish she never left </3

by Lancelot13 March 7, 2011

Serenate

To marinate something, and then sauté it.

Bob: What's for dinner Suzan?
Suzan: I was thinking of Serenating a steak.
Bob: Sounds delicious!

Bob: Hey Paul, what did you do tonight?
Paul: I just serenated the fuck out of Suzan.
Bob: Hey that's my wife!
Paul: Well I just did you a favor then.

by I-HOP September 30, 2011

Serena Fail

used for anyone who fails so hard that they have almost no redeeming qualities. Also uses a hairbrush as their lover

Jim: "Did you here about that one girl? They caught her using a hairbrush on herself"
Timmy: "Man that is so Serena Fail"

by Mr. Cassanova May 1, 2009

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010

serena

the act of swallowing cum while having sex in the school bathroom

wow she just serena'd !!!!!!

by hannah butthole October 10, 2009

Serena

the best chick to ever be around with. may seem quiet at first but is wild once you know her. kind of sensitive and over thinks a lot too. still the best mf girl to exist. also the best girlfriend ever to have.

person 1: yo did you see Serena?
person 2: yeah bro she was wildin yesterday

by sereee December 28, 2019

serena

She's the type of girl who ruines every relationship with men.Often leads relationships with women.
serenas tend to be very unaware of thier stupidity,and tend to start feuds with best friends.Very loud and ubnoxious.

laura"wow did you see what serena did last night?"
nate"no what?"
laura"She was being so loud,drinking all the time and oh my god you wouldnt believe this!"
nate"what tell me,tell me!!"
laura"ok well you didnt hear this from me,serena was making out with this girl named bobby-jo"
nate:"thats sick,well thats serena for you"

by milkshake. November 30, 2009