schmobodon

A clueless schmuck

My boss thinks he's the shit but he's really just king of the schmobodons.

by Littler Lotta January 27, 2012

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

schmoh'd

Drunk, crunko, cranked, loaded, sloshed, hammered, ham-jon'd, schwacked, schwoozied, shellac'd, or otherwise tight, especially from IPA's purchased at Schmohz Brewery, MI.

I am schmoh'd right now.

by apollo1969 June 4, 2018

Saumoy

The sound that you make when you fart in a bathtub.

Oh that stinks. Did you Saumoy?

by Baby magic September 7, 2019

Schmö-schmö

A slang term from the deep Arabianranta hoods for smoking big doinks, preferably in a wooded area.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go schmö-schmö?
Person 2: Oh hell naw nigga! Look at the weather!

by Shakyamuni May 26, 2021

Schmolloks

Schmolloks means when a man with small testicles get them castrated by a man called Schmol. Schmol is knows to make strange grunting noises during this process, some say he finds the experience quite pleasant

Schmol is said like = shh maul

Oh fuck my schmolloks

by SchmolShagger December 9, 2022

Schmodder

A fool…. an idiot… same may say “a cock”.

When you call someone a Schmodder, it means they’re useless pricks.

Jeffery just dropped a tray of tequila shooters…. We all called him a Schmodder!

by Hog hog December 29, 2022