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Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
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scream

what a women does if you fuck her right
she screamed, it felt so good...she'd never been fucked like that before.
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Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.
Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.
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scragged

to be killed, murdered or whacked by someone or something. usually on purpose.
RING RING RING
craig: hello? Ray Ray? this is craig
ray ray: hey criag whats up
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Screamcore

Screamcore is a genre of music similar to jungle or breakcore. But instead of drum samples, samples of random people screaming are sliced and used as the base of the music.
'wrrRRAAGH. EErRGH. AAH-- EH-- AUGH-- EAYAGH--'

Jimmy: "The fuck are you listening to?"

'Eh-- EH-- YYAAAGH-- ERGH-- AUGH...'

Domenick: "You mean you haven't heard screamcore before?"

'wwwwwwwwrrrrrraaaaaAAAAAA-- AA-- AAA-- AA-- AAA---'

Jimmy: "...No..."

'aaaaAAAA-- aaAAAAAA-- AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...'

Domenick: "You're missing out."
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tweet SCREAM

The use of ALL CAP letters as a written social-media equivalent to actual verbal shouting, screaming or ranting
NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION...COMPLETE EXONERATION!!!
(what about asking that other country to dig up shit on your 2020 election opponent?)
PERFECT CALL, BEAUTIFUL CALL...NO QUID-PRO-QUO!!!
(sorry, a TWEET SCREAM is not exculpatory...DO BETTER!!
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screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.
There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
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