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scoble

n.

A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.
Director of Marketing "How popular is our CEO's blog?"
SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."
by Lisa Padilla April 7, 2008
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Falcon Scope

The action of simultaneously doing a 720, a dropshot, and qWiiiCk sCo0p3, so quickly that it all occurs within half a nanosecond and may very well end time, as prophesized by Ben Franklin.
This maneuver truly makes Captain Falcon proud!
sB Khalifa: "Yo kid! Why can't I get on Xbox Live and get slapped some more?!"

Scyther: "Well . . . I heard that there's this LuhGiiiT lVlLG Pr0, Swizzle Bros, and he falcon scoped some bk scrandie, utterly destroying Xbox Live all together."

Swizzle Bros: "U mad bro?"
by LuhGiiiT x Hitlol July 5, 2011
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no-scope

Taking a shit with the lights off - an extremely risky and difficult manouver. Many factors must be taken into consideration when attempting a no-scope: overestimation of bowl circumference and neglect of splashback are frequently encountered obstacles.
dude: ahhhhh i just pulled off a sick no-scope in your bathroom

man: motherfucker you better not have clipped the seat
by wangmagnet December 14, 2010
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360 No Scope

To spin in a 360 and cum on your partner in specific spot
Person 1: I 360 No Scoped my gf last night
Person 2: where did you hit her?
Person 1: right in her pussy
by encoding werdna October 26, 2014
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Scope

A Spastic.
Current trading name of the previously named Spastic Society
That man in the tight shorts runs like a complete scope
by King Dicky February 19, 2011
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Scoble

skoh-buhl

–verb (to scoble)

1. To receive a reply to an often reasonable comment with a nonsensical sentence involving the misuse of the English language, but which at the same time makes absolute sense.

Often humorous in its construction.

Will usually require at least two readings to fully comprehend its meaning.
When describing facial hair:

"Your moustache are like two fighting badger being glued together to forum a bridge for unwanted hobnobs crumb to cross over"

#ubinscobled

In retort to a discussion on compulsory wearing of helmets:

"Sexist, how can the female have helmet? they don't even have penises.

Unless you count their clitoris as a penis, in which case you're just strange."

#ubinscobled
by ibinscobled October 24, 2011
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up close sniper scope

It's when your sizing up a girl, and it's pretty obvious.
there really is none.
by j varone December 13, 2004
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