when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet
girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!
by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN
Pronounced: SK-OWN
Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.
by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023

by trexy69 June 24, 2016

by Rainyah January 8, 2019

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

by Chocolate thunda June 21, 2017
