Sloppy Seconds

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.

by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

Two Seconds

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.

Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.

Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?

by suecra13 November 10, 2011

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.

I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!

by eda-skip November 1, 2021

sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.

"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."

by warren November 26, 2002

8 seconds

While doing your woman from behind, lean in close and whisper "I have AIDS" and then grab her ears and hold on for 8 Seconds, this is also known as a bull riding term.

Dude I missed it by like a second!

by Emoworm May 7, 2005

59 seconds

something that won't take more than a minute.

" Oh you wanna shoot the heady? Gimme my 59 seconds."

by D-black July 24, 2007

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021