schnide

The shrunken penis once one has emerged from a cold pool.

Timmy was unhappy when Jax said "I bet my schnide is as big as you are hard!"

by sammyg056 May 5, 2014

Schneider

Verb - 1. To act like a complete non-hetero. 2. To be rejected by most forms of social culture. 3. To have a nack for failing at life.

Dude, that kid just totally schneidered himself.

Professor Broker would never be caught dead schneidering around.

Oh man, Eric schniedered the party last night. I wanted face fuck him.

by Prof.Broker105 December 9, 2008

scheißekopf

German for "shithead".

You scheißekopf!

by arc88 May 6, 2004

Schneider

Whilst masterbating, you rub the tip of your penis using your thumb in successive motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro can't believe Kris told me how he masterbates. Supposedly, he just Schneider's lol. Guy 2: He probably has a curved tip ha

by El1Porter August 7, 2014

Scheißekopf

German for "Shit Head"

Du bist eine Scheißekopf!

by Jakob! May 5, 2009

scheizer

Dude shitting on a chick and her liking it.

He banged her but she didnt cum till he scheizered on her

by KaiRedJess February 12, 2005

scheißeboxen

1. Shit Boxes, Shitty old smelly German cars.

2. What your once fantastic German car becomes if you neglect it (fail to feed it money).

3. What the mechanic calls your German car if you bring it to the shop after driving it through a cow pasture, or to a part at a commune in Athens County.

ex. Billy Bob thought he got a great deal on his used 1984 Rabbit, but when he brought it to the local German car shop, they told him it was a scheißeboxen.

ex. What a scheißeboxen

by Myke Welch April 4, 2008