szymon bulik

A legend. Known to be able to defeat large numbers of enemies with a breeze. Szymon is also known to be able to take on whole armies single handedly. A true spartan by any standard. This is the real name of master chief himself. Szymon has also notably higher intelligence levels paired with incredibly fast reflexes. Is capable of getting any girl he wants and pleasures her to the maximum. Has an extremely huge penis. Szymon is also used to describe a person who is a legendary figure or simply a sign of perfection or badass. All the girls love him and his sexual assets and skills. Simply put, a pure legend.

'Omfg, that guy is such a szymon bulik'

'Dude did you hear what he has done? He is a szymon bulik for doing it'

'Wow you've got an iq of a 490? You must be a szymon bulik then'

'How come you keep getting laid?'
'Must be cos I'm 100% a szymon'

by spartanz117 April 28, 2013

Slamming Salmon

the Lesbian act of scissoring

Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon

by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019

salmon ass

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.

Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.

by Dan Jones June 11, 2006

salmon driving

to drive without any particular destination.

"'ey mate where we off to?"
"Nowhereabouts! we be salmon driving!"

by the other Ben March 31, 2007

Symon

Casual.

Symon is casual.
He could murder someone and be casual about it.

by that one guy with hair April 22, 2011

Sasmonger

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009

salmon bagging

when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)

Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging

by salmon bagger November 1, 2014