Sarkis

A Sarkis is a 4'6 midget who simps over girls toes. A Sarkis may prowl in Lebanon or Congo, depending on the girl he is simping for.

Person A: Yooo, look at that Hobbit over there, is he a Sarkis?
Person B: He's simping over Estelle, he's definately a Sarkis

by DingleDongo November 8, 2021

saronic

When someone uses a term that is both sarcastic and ironic.

"Saronic - the Urban Dictionary really is the greatest source of literal definition out there!"

by Saturn BD March 12, 2017

Stroking The Felisha

A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula

Brother: Remember to start stroking the Felisha when I start recording

by AmbroseTilIDie December 10, 2019

Jew Strokin

When you and your friends are just having fun painting together when all of the sudden a fat Jew comes up and paints day-glo orange clown faces all over your shit.

Hey, did Brad just Jew Stoked my painting? Stop Jew Strokin me!

by skitzoso May 4, 2011

channel stroking

When you are stroking your mans member while he is surfing thru cable channels

I was Channel Stroking my guy while he was searching cable for something to watch.

by Dinker2011 October 15, 2017

stroking the bishop

Masturbation by a male. Used in the Caribbean region.

He's always watching porn and stroking the bishop.

by Lilith's tongue July 25, 2011

Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006