Santa

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Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!”

Santa by ripitclol May 11, 2018

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Santa

Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach

Gay dude: is santa cool?

Straight dude: nah he lesbian

Santa by Hvalbingeron May 20, 2018

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Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!

P.S: He is a perv

Kid: Daddy, is santa real?

Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!

Kid: *Triggered*

Santa by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 8, 2018

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The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

Santa by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018