Some old fat bastard with a pissed off wife because he only comes once a year, and its down everybody elses chimney.
by Splice87 January 4, 2004
Get the santamug. by Satan's mother December 7, 2006
Get the santamug. woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration
by durden27 September 27, 2008
Get the santamug. my daddy
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Santa is a hottie!
by WEEKYWOO!!!!!q11!!!!! December 27, 2003
Get the santamug. A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.
Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.
Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.
Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....
by #RickyShits February 12, 2020
Get the Steamy Santamug. A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.
by Acriimony August 4, 2019
Get the Bread Santamug. gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016
Get the Gouty Santamug.