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Samll

Very huge and dangerously satisfying.
He is just compensating for his samll penis.
by Rudes=win December 22, 2008
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Sadulatory

A sad congratulations! When somebody does something amazing that effects you in somewhat of a bad way.
Oh! You got into Harvard?! I applied, but I didn't get in, here's a sadulatory handshake! :)
by Mister Ness November 17, 2010
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sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.
"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."
by adecasp January 15, 2011
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Samblade

A word that usually describes a warrior! Someone fierce! A complete boss. Usually gets all the ladies and is super cool.
Samblade Beat soup in a duel.
by Segrath April 8, 2012
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Samplebombing

Gorging yourself @ a local grocery store by accessing free samples.
Billy was able to enjoy a free smorgasbord @ COSTCO by samplebombing.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.

Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.

Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.

Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."

Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.

Rookie Reminder:

1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.

2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.
by sillybillyboy April 24, 2014
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Samaul

He's great but he won't hug me
by dragongirl891 December 18, 2017
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Samalays

What Michael's favorite word of all time is.
Michael really likes to write with the word Samalays.
by Mikorli May 25, 2018
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