The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.
That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.
He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.
While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.
He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.
While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.
by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018
Get the Scottied mug.A great person who would help anyone. Even a complete stranger. Typically falls women who use him. Once they have taken everything that he has to give they tend to through him away like he never mattered at all. Just another piece of trash.
Did you hear what Tanya did? She pulled a skottie, she took him for everything he had. Tossed him out with nothing even after he paid for everything she owns.
by Skottie Gil October 6, 2018
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by Kids on Bike Fan June 24, 2019
Get the scottie's brew mug.yeh basically it’s a cheap easy way to get high. yeh a shottie is a normally a small plastic bottle with a hole burnt in for ur tube (normally £2 from ur local dodgy store) also metal straws rolled up cans, metal pens, jusy anything metal. then add some water that comes a little bit higher that the tube add a thumb hole and ur just about ready to make ur transfer into a poor stoner. roll up a little ball of bacci (tobacco) and grind ur sweet green and powder it on top, or add ur weed to a bowl and pack it down or if u got a skinny tube pull of a nug press it in to the tube and ur ready for the rip. place ur lips over the bottle, put ur lighter to the weed, (cream it (inhale so the weed burns) then pull it (inhale hard to pull down the tobacco and weed) now ur 1 of 3 things, a pro stoner, a new stoner or ur a bitch for plugging it (not inhaling hard enough)
chav “yo cuz u sort draw”
skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later
skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”
skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later
skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”
by Phist me June 26, 2019
Get the shottie mug.A highly intelligent person who tends to hold a grudge . Will help anyone who needs it but do not cross him, he is likely to burn down house if he feels you wronged him. But is a genuinely good guy.
by Skottie G. July 23, 2019
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Get the slottie mug.A Scottie Sack is a Fast food bag that has a copious amounts of terrible food inside, a minimum of 4 items, typically from McDonald's, Taco Bell, Hardees/Carl's Jr. or Wendys. Intended for one person to consume over the course of many hours.
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