Sex Swing

A type of harness specifically for the purpose of sexual intercourse in which one partner is suspended, either above a bed or in a clear area, while the other moves freely. Though there is considerable variety, most common sex swings have a sling for the back, another for the butt & stirrups for each leg, which can be adjusted. Some models are suspended from a bunjie or spring to provide bounce.

1) kid: Sweet! your step-mom has a swing in her bedroom!
friend: ya but she won't ever let me use it. Let's go watch SpongeBob.

2) Sex in the City Guy: Do you swing?
Girl: you mean with other couples?
Guy: No, I mean SWING...

3) Honey let's use the sex swing tonight, I want to try a new position.

by Socata September 14, 2007

swing that neck

To give someone head

"Sandy Gonna swing that neck for spongebob"

by Nickolodeon May 14, 2016

Porch swing

1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.

2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.

Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.

by George P. November 22, 2015

swinging for the fences

To begin to imbibe alcoholic beverages at an accelerated rate causing the drinker to become highly intoxicated whether by intention or not. What one does when the over-excitedness of a huge event or party causes them to over indulge in pounding booze.

"Man I got hammered last night at Dave's party! I was doing good for a while but after that shot of Jack I started swinging for the fences!"

by Tarara June 22, 2008

to swing neck

To swing neck means to suck, a gargantuan dick. So big, you can't do it by simply putting it in your mouth. You have to go to the point to deep throat the colossus and swing your whole neck (and upper body) back and forth to really suck the whole giant

Hey did you hear about how Melissa blew Michael?
Yeah! I heard she really had to swing neck to fit it in...

Hey, have you seen Johnny lately?
Yeah, heard he's been swinging neck by the corner!
Oh daamn! I knew he was gay but not that much!!

by Festive Bear July 21, 2017

Beats & Swing

Something that you may not understand or be able to grasp.

Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.

"It's a bit beats & swing isn't it?"

"It's all beats & swing"

"Beats & Swing"

by Baby dj April 6, 2013

Boulder Swing

A type of under garment that holds the testicles in a swing like cloth, it is currently only availiable in Europe and will become available in the U.S. in the spring

Will Ferrell perfers the Boulder Swing over the banana hammock and whitie tighties

by Khondaker Sadman August 22, 2008