A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019
Get the Shorting a Stockmug. n. "Coquet Stock" refers to the male, is to highlight the self, different meaning.It's derogatory in nature
by Air Steven January 4, 2023
Get the Coquet Stockmug. A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.
Ned didn't have much to offer his guest to eat, so he raided his pantry and offered them up some tin and stock.
by Salvador Speights May 24, 2008
Get the Tin and Stockmug. A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.
He didn't have piss in his cabienet to slap up for a meal, so he raided his pantry and offered them up tin and stock.
by Salvador Speights May 25, 2008
Get the tin and stockmug. When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
Get the jizz stockingmug. by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007
Get the pink stockingmug. George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......
by Greenday256 December 15, 2012
Get the Cumas stockingmug.