P. Stalker

P.STALKER is someone who engages in STALKING.
They do not only stalk but also SUI, therefore they are the SUI STALKER.
The term is commonly used to refer to Parint P. Stalker, who incidentally is also the President of the Gang Dek Kee Sui.
Parint P. Stalker is the most SUI STALKER of the century.
by DeGreat December 14, 2010
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stalker-feed

The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.
Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."

Ryan: "How did you know already?"

Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"
by Blakeley November 28, 2007
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scaredy-stalker

A person (man or woman) who de-friends you on Facebook and then asks his/her friends to tell him/her what you are writing on your Facebook status so he/she can interpret it to be about them and then post about you on his/her status update that you can't see but your mutual friends all tell you about.
"He/She's such a pathetic scaredy-stalker."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."
by ur2funny April 26, 2011
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sugar stalker

Noun: A person who buys things or pays bills for that one they are Stalking.
My "service provider" said my bill was paid, but it wasn't me or anyone I know. It wasn't a mistake. Appears my Sugar Stalker paid my bill.
by Jaymi November 15, 2017
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Instagram Stalker

When someone always looking on your Instagram and liking all your pictures
Omg! Squidward keeps liking all my posts! He's such an Instagram Stalker!
by Instagram Stalker February 08, 2015
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stalker level

Way of measuring the creepiness of a stalker on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the creepiest. To break it down:

1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.

4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.

7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.

10: File the restraining order.
To determine how serious your stalker problem is, consult the stalker level scale.
by el greco January 20, 2007
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Spaceface Stalker

n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"

Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
by DudeA March 23, 2009
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