stairs

something sunny loves to push mari down

basil: “i can’t believe you pushed her down the stairs! totally unrighteous bro”

by i omor is my one and only July 2, 2022

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

Alannah stair

A stair which goes in both directions.

The second floor is served by an Alannah stair which provides access to the sitting room and study.

by Chocolate Hobnob August 23, 2021

Bitching Down the Stairs

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)

As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.

by Jswizzle007 January 16, 2011

Stair Time

Excessively throwing and whipping a girl by her pony tail down the stairs and repeatedly doing so, until you please.

Skade was being a bad girl, so Eric gave her stair time.

by Rabe123! December 9, 2025

Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.

Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.

by Webbsters July 20, 2008

stair finger

When walking up the stairs, somebody below sticks their finger in your up your butt

You can’t even handle the stair finger!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024