Splooge-Doo

The act of ejaculating in a females hair making it crusty and hard.

Tracy was giving Greg a knobber and he busted all over her hair giving her a nasty splooge-doo.

by weal0902 February 13, 2011

splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins May 31, 2010

Man splooge

1.An innuendo for cum.

2.Used to describe when you finally get your man to cum, but it goes off everywhere

"MMMMMM, girl, your man just gave you some of that man splooge!"

by Samoto February 24, 2017

dr splooge

n. a person who is a professional or expert in the art of 'splooging'

What's up dr splooge, how was your date last night?

by The SplieveBDS January 02, 2014

Tit splooge

When excess fat and skin from your boobs hangs over the top of your bra.

Nancy's Tit splooge makes me want to gag.

by Megzors April 23, 2006

splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin November 10, 2007

The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.

I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.

by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012