Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 15, 2023
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reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face
bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man
by iballlick June 14, 2020
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Spiders-man

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman
Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy
by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.
by September 06, 2020
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Spider-Man Arms

Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.
Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.
by stewbeef March 25, 2012
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Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
by RJS848 May 14, 2019
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