Spew

A mans semen that came out of his dick when he comes

I just spewed all over my computer

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming May 22, 2022

gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010

Spew King

a person who spews the most, and in the best ways....

"Dude, Moose is definetly the spew king, the other day he spewed sideways, and one time it went over his head."

by Moose Cianci January 26, 2006

Spew Goo

When Ryan Butcher from The Boys goes with Victoria Neumanns daughter, he could spew goo on her.

Homelander: Just nobody come back pregnant!
Homelander: Im kidding im kidding..
Homelander: Altough Ryan could Spew Goo

by shiteather2201 June 16, 2024

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007