Larry, the first time a girl hugs you, you're going to have a nerd-gasm and dolphin sneeze all up in your pants.
by SydneyValentine April 14, 2011
Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation
John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."
Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
by Tikkito November 06, 2009
by Christian Shane King October 21, 2008
I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.
The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.
The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.
by TheBaldingEagle June 04, 2013
by pompu January 18, 2020
by shartsicle October 15, 2014
Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"
Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
by guysm1ley April 17, 2023