The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021

Sarthak

Sweet and funny. Dreamer, capable of doing wonders if he puts in enough efforts. Good at making jokes/memes.

You are being as funny as sarthak

by Thelculyguy January 8, 2018

scartist

An individual or individuals who use their feces or scat to create artwork.

His expressionistic diarrhea paintings really show how talented of a scartist he is.

by Struggling scartist May 7, 2018

shartah

beautiful, strong, independent, loyal, giving woman. good friend that never gives up or in, will always be at your side. will never do you harm or wrong unless you harm the ones she loves.

shartah will never let you down nor accept a fool.

by thereal11 December 22, 2016

Sartirical

To dress in a satiric way, using humorous or absurd accessories to lighten a grave situation. It is a portmanteau of the words 'sartorial' and 'satirical.'

Bill lightened the mood in the emergency department by wearing pink polkadot socks with his blood-stained scrubs. He called it being sartirical.

by DwightUrban November 10, 2011

shart mouth

Somebody with really bad breath. Breath so bad that it wreaks of a faint hint of shit.

Omg. I was talking to Bob and his breath stinks. I can't handle having that shart mouth anywhere within my immediate proximity. That shart mouth should just keep his trap shut.

by Allen3000 August 6, 2015

Sartorians

The sartorians are a strong fandom, they are girls or boys who support the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are the best, strongest, and loveliest fandom in the world!!

person #1: those are a lot of fans who are they here for?
person #2: oh! those are sartorians, they're here for jacob.

by connierdz3 May 24, 2018