smart idiot

being really really smart and not being able to do anything with it

dora the explorer is bilingual at age 4 yet she still can't find the mountain, she's a smart idiot

by dump cake August 1, 2010

Smart dress

Formal attire that should be worn to a party. This term is mainly used in Britain.

Girl 1: What's your smart dress?

Girl 2: A purple sparkly evening gown.

by Person124321351 February 23, 2012

smart boobs

small breasts like a smart car is to a regular sized car

Guy1: Whoa that chick has small boobs!
Guy2: Yeah that chick has smart boobs

by Lagoona January 10, 2011

Smart Phone

Smart Phones are much like the fabled iPhones of legend, are effectively pimped out Mobile phones with many features derived from other already successful products but in one single device. This saves pocket space but the downside being it’s not quite as good the original devices.
Whilst checking Facebook intermittently and viewing high-resolution photos on a tiny screen whilst in conversation indispensible whilst anyone who they were talking patiently awaits a response.

Bill: Hey how are you?

Ted: I'm good, I'm just on... Haha

Bill: ... What?

Ted: Oh nothing just reading someone's status update on my new smart phone.

Bill: Hmm ok

by DaftSteamPunk September 20, 2010

smart one

smart one is just a sarcastic way of saying someone is a dumn nut.

"most of my friends are smart ones"...or "man u r such a smart one"

by glonkabletotla June 9, 2009

Smart Shop

A type of shop located in Amsterdam which legally sells different types of fresh magic mushrooms.

Those mexican shrooms I got from the Smart Shop fucked me up man

by cliffrod February 19, 2007

Smart Dumbass

Some who gets straight A's in school, but out of school they're a complete dumbass who thinks they know every thing but don't know shit because they're only school smart

Man that he's fuckin dumb! He say's he gets straight A's, but he shore doesn't know shit when he's trying to explain a part of someone else's conversation. He must be a Smart dumbass.

by Average_joe420 August 29, 2014